"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I need a beard to bite.
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