I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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