I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.