Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.