i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Randomize
