Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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