i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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