I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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