i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
