i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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