that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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