It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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