If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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