I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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