Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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