Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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