The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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