Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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