You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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