NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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