I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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