I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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