She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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