so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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