ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Randomize
