Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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