He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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