there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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