I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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