so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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