You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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