your room smells of hookers.
And success
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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