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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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