glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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