so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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