are you still at the devil's house?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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