My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Couch. On fire.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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