The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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