I hope mine doesn't look like that
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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