these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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