bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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