Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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