hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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