Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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