yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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