i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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