does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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