And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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