if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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