is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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