I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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