i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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