Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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