Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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