when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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