Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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